Check these amazing low flying jets. Follow the link to the video. It is awesome. Especially #1.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
"Do what was right" what kind of bullshit is that Obomination???? You don't listen to the people. You don't give two shits!!! Then to use how many pens to sign your dumb bill. You will not start making people buy anything. People will not pay your stupid tax fine. That is a bunch of hogwash. Why don't you just start eliminating people from the welfare system? You know the people who know nothing else but live off from honest hard working people?? Time for a change alright RULE FOR US / NOT RULE US. OR YOU ARE WHAT SARAH PALIN STATES "FIRED"
Monday, March 29, 2010
A Lay-off letter from an excellent boss
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack
Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG
way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the
economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't
know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama'
bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change. I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack
Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG
way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the
economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't
know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama'
bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change. I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS
Food
I really cannot stand people telling people what to eat. Who gives a flying crap who eats what? I don't, if someone wants to eat that McDonalds let them. If someone wants to eat anything their heart desires let them. I mean really who died and made them boss. McDonalds have been around for years before these people trying to tell people what they can eat or not. I don't understand why people need to worry about others eating habits. You have your own life, mind it!
You know you're from California if
Enjoy this, my friend Mike emails me these funny jokes and stuff.
You know you're from California if:
1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named
Flower.
5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap
and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH.."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy
with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early
to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18..... Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers
and cosmetic surgeons.
19... The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here
illegally, they want to give you one.
You know you're from California if:
1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named
Flower.
5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap
and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH.."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy
with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early
to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18..... Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers
and cosmetic surgeons.
19... The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here
illegally, they want to give you one.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Bronze Rat
A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco .. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?" "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .. "Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?" "No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have any bronze Democrats & Republicans."
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .. "Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?" "No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have any bronze Democrats & Republicans."
Bullshit Bingo
Rules for Bullshit Bingo
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size) and dividing it into columns. Five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
Restored our reputation
Strategic fit
Let me be clear
Make no mistake
Back from the brink
Signs of recovery
Out of the loop
Benchmark
Job creation
Fiscal restraint
Win-win
Affordable health care
Previous Administration
Greed on Wall Street
At the end of the day
Empower (or empowerment)
Touch base
Mindset
Corporate greed
Ballpark
Game plan
Leverage
Inherited as in "I inherited this mess�
Relief for working families
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." Harry A, Chantilly
"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!" Robert H. Portland
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size) and dividing it into columns. Five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
Restored our reputation
Strategic fit
Let me be clear
Make no mistake
Back from the brink
Signs of recovery
Out of the loop
Benchmark
Job creation
Fiscal restraint
Win-win
Affordable health care
Previous Administration
Greed on Wall Street
At the end of the day
Empower (or empowerment)
Touch base
Mindset
Corporate greed
Ballpark
Game plan
Leverage
Inherited as in "I inherited this mess�
Relief for working families
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." Harry A, Chantilly
"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!" Robert H. Portland
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
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Friday, March 19, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
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Monday, March 8, 2010
Free T.V
Yes thats right. I have found this webpage that supplies free t.v. and much more more. The download is small and I have it on my pc. No problems and I have watched a lot of free HBO and more.
http://dazeincsoftware.com/
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Friday, March 5, 2010
FREE MONEY
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